Monster or Goat?

It's an internet phenom, a marketing juggernaught, an unabashedly silly return to the glories of the 50's B-movie. And it has Samuel Jackson. But will Snakes on a Plane rule or drool?

We've seen pretty conclusively that my predictive powers are absurdly bad, with my perfect score of 1 for 1 rapidly declining to 1 for 4. And Miami Vice is going to make it 1 for 5! So this prediction is critical.

And here it is: