The most realistic show on television?

So, the Insufferable Television Snobs are trying to say that House has Jumped the Shark. They claim that the show has become "unrealistic." HAH, I say, HAH! Here's a shot from last week's wonderful episode of House...



Unbelievably realistic! Totally realistic! What, you don't see what I'm talking about? Well, compare to this shot from last week's Shark...



Still don't see it. All you A/V Guys out there see it, don't you? Here's what I'm talking about...



See, there is actually a cord coming out of the Polycom VoiceStation there on the table. This is realistic. The VoiceStation is just a fancy telephone and it needs a cord to function. Over on Shark, their VoiceStation apparently works without power and recieves signals telepathically...



So, it has become as clear as the Polycom on your conference table that Insufferable Television Snobs may be complaining about realism, their actual beef is that House is becoming popular. And they hate that. Because they are the type of self-loathing losers who wouldn't join a club that would welcome them as members.

And yes, that's Zeljko Ivanek right there on Shark - who played Assistant State's Attorney Ed Danvers on my beloved Homicide. Life is good.